September202014

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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4AM
2AM
thomasslaw:

becausebirds:

WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

my anaconda don’t

thomasslaw:

becausebirds:

WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

my anaconda don’t

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September192014

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8PM

"Light of my Life"

"Light of my Life"

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6PM

helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

image

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5PM

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

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4PM

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

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3PM
1PM

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

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