trogothehunter:

mrsdetectiveryan:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters

#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE

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I thought that I would have all this extra money after the wedding and I’m still totally broke.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, MATHS?!

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vestnix:

Whose wig takes the longest to style?

Kevin Alexander: Daenerys (Emilia Clarke). ”Emilia has really dark, almost black hair. We have to tightly [braid] her hair first. Then we have to put a bald cap on and smooth out all the edges. Then we have to put a skin tone over that, and then put the white wig over the top,” Alexander explains. ”It takes up to two hours.” Two wigs are used for Clarke’s character — one when her hair is dirty and disheveled, another when it’s clean and styled.

(Game of Thrones: Hair Secrets! vía EW)

HOLY SHIT THAT IS A WIG?

I was trying to figure that out the other day, but decided the hairline made it look too natural and she probably just bleached the shit out of it.

Way to go, hair department.

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jaxofspades:

judgementalbooksellerostrich:

Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey

Bottom: …or as I like to call it, Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic Bondage Porn

Or as Bill Maher said, “There’s an actual cock right next to you.”

"The Legend of Stoop Kid.
In the beginning, like so many of us, Stoop Kid was just a baby… a baby left mysteriously on the stoop of that very building.
Some say he was abandoned there.
Others say he was dropped there from the sky by aliens.
Still others say that he grew from a seed lodged between the cracks of the sidewalk.
Whatever the reason, lo and behold, tiny stoop kid was left to raise himself on the stoop which he was fated to call his home.
As he grew, he came to know and love his stoop as his only family.
But, there’s a dark side.
Embittered by the love and normal boyhood that were stolen from him, Stoop Kid became meaner and meaner by the day. He began to lash out at the world around him, taking out upon them, the anger of a young, loveless child.
He became so protective of it, that whom so ever looked at it, would face the wrath of the Stoop Kid.
His accusatory barbs and yea, even physical violence. THE END"

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theraddy:

dietchola:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES

AHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

(Source: facebook.com)

theworstthingsforsale:

Are you fucking kidding me that a pencil sharpener costs $399.00? What year is this? You can get a magic pocket rectangle that stays on the internet 24 hours a day for that much. Or less than that much, I don’t know, I don’t keep up on how much phones cost, I just buy a new one when my old one breaks.

Next thing you’ll be telling me is that you can get a fountain pen for a thousand dollars and sit there and fill the stupid fucking thing up with ink and deal with it leaking all over the place. Oh, that’s a link? So that’s a real product? Cool, eject my fleshy human body into space so I don’t have to live on this planet any more.

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This goes through my mind every time I see one of those.

YOU PROCREATED GG I WONT REAR END YOUR MINIVAN

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novo-cane:

smellslikesoftgrunge:

joe you ain’t SHIT

my childhood was ruined at this precise moment 

STEVE

Never forget.

(Source: rschocolate, via ruinedchildhood)

Fuck You, Broccoli: Celery, a.k.a. Rabbit Floss →

fuckyoubroccoli:

Celery, you are one polarizing bitch. You’re bitter, you’re stringy, you wilt under the slightest bit of heat, you get stuck in people’s teeth, and have an aftertaste that can crumble sheetrock. Plus you last juuuuust long enough in the fridge that people stock up on you planning to eat or…

I was totally giggling and then I got to the line about the people reading this are giggling, then I just lost it.