August12014

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

(via anusbending)

1PM

(Source: lolzpicx, via ruinedchildhood)

11AM
9AM

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via andrewquo)

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9AM
persona-nongrata:

me and leo have the same kind of summer bod

Go get it, Leo.

persona-nongrata:

me and leo have the same kind of summer bod

Go get it, Leo.

(Source: threadsforthoughtblog)

8AM
7AM

theraddy, houselightsdown, sharpiemyshoe, who did we end up casting in the live version??

I wanna say Jamie Hyneman and Matt Smith…?

(Source: disneytasthic, via jbird)

7AM

Playing Guild Wars 2

dogofulthar:

Day 1:  This is a cute game, but there sure is an awful lot of genocide going on

Day 10:  I fucking hate centaurs

(via elianaofshiverpeaks)

7AM

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

(via ruinedchildhood)

7AM

L O V E

"A variety of different feelings, states and attidudes that ranges from interpersonal affection to pleasure."

(Source: nahveen, via ruinedchildhood)

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